You know what else pisses me off? When at a wedding, you spend a lot of time people watching, especially the kids - kids make for great photos as they are not putting on aires and graces for the situation at hand, unlike all the wannabe middleclass monkeys with their suits from Burtons and their dresses from New Look. No, kids are great, especially for candid photography - watching them for a few minutes normally yields some great results... So you can understand how much it fucks me off to discreetly watch a child play (not as creepy as I am making it sound) only for the Grandmothers, Aunties, Mothers (usually a female relation) spy me lining up the shot, walk over to the kid and say "Look at the camera!!!"
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!, you fucking ruined my shot, if I wanted a shot of some ugly kid gurning at my lens then I could of quite easily called over to the little shit in question and got the kind of shit snapshot that all the fucking guests have been taking all day.
Just let me get on with my job and you carry on enjoying the day.. OK? Deal? Good.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!, you fucking ruined my shot, if I wanted a shot of some ugly kid gurning at my lens then I could of quite easily called over to the little shit in question and got the kind of shit snapshot that all the fucking guests have been taking all day.