Wow! Great images - you must have a really good camera!

Thats right idiot! I dont know why I even actually come to the weddings anymore as its the camera that does all the work - I could give the camera to any talentless monkey and they would get exactly the same shot.

Think about it dickhead, thats like saying J.K.Rowling must have a shit hot typewriter.  Seriously, if she gave you her typewriter I am sure you`d be knocking out multi-million selling books in next to no time. Also, Eric Clapton  must have a great guitar - just think of how well you would play if you had his `axe`..

Starting to catch my drift now idiot?